Saturday 9: Good Morning, Heartache

1) Do you come up with your brightest ideas early in the morning or late at night? Late at Night

2) Are you more likely to feel romantic at night or in the morning? morning

3) Do you shower in the morning, after work or before bed? afternoon

4) Billie Holiday was just 44 when she died. Is there an artist whose early demise surprised and saddened you? Darrell from Pantera

5) Billie was known as "Lady Day." Do you have a cool nickname? (If not, feel free to give yourself one right now.) Momma, Pammy, Aunt Pammy, or Aunt Momma

6) When was the last time you had the blues? about a week ago

7) Crazy Sam is eating Trader Joe's Snickerdoodles as she composes this. What's the last snack food you ate? Keebler peanut butter crackers

8) Do you worry about preserving endangered species? Or do you believe in survival of the fittest? I believe in the preservation of endangered species only if mankind is the reason they are endangered.

9) Would you ever hire a lawyer who runs commercials on TV? Do you know anyone who has? No and no. A lawyer actually told me not to trust a lawyer that runs television ads. He said that a truly good lawyer is one that you have been referred to by a friend. Of course, he was a friend of mine, so I was not able to hire him as a lawyer. He did refer the lawyer to me.

Saturday 9: Somewhere Over the Rainbow

1. Do you ever fantasize about flying, beyond the rainbow or anywhere else? Yes, but not without an airplane.


2. Do you think you have seen The Wizard of Oz more than 10 times? Of course I have, hasn't everyone.


3. Which Wizard of Oz character would you most like to dress as for Halloween? The Wicked Which of the West


4. What will Trick or Treaters get when they come to your front door? My apartment complex does not allow trick or treating.


5. Did you ever TP a neighbor's house or indulge in other acts of Halloween vandalism as a kid? (Don't worry, that statute of limitations is up.) Yes, I egged a neighbor's house and toilet papered my bosses.


6. Who annoys you more -- people who never respond to your texts/emails, or those who never look up because they're always checking their texts/emails? Those who never look up because they're always checking their texts/emails


7. Who was the last person you hugged? My dog, Killer. He's a little Pekingese/Chihuahua mix.


8. What two colors do you like to wear together? Red & Black


9. Did your alarm clock wake you up this fine Saturday morning? No, but Killer did.

Crazy Sam